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DM692
I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with THIS BIG FUCKIN' HOLE

Age 29, Male

Canada

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!!!URGENT!!!

Posted by DM692 - December 17th, 2008


HOLY SHIT!

I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ANYONE WHO POST HERE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.

SHIT.


Comments

Do you have a vagina, or is it just empty down there?

It depends. What do you want?

YESSSS!

I know, isn't it great being freed from having a growth in your pants?

Fantastic. I don't. :3

So this is where all the girls of NG come...

Except me. Right?

Wait...FUCK!

Wait.... WHAT do you want me to fuck?

I DONT KNOW

O RLY?

RLY NAO?

YA RLY!

OH SHI-

It's okay, I can help you cope with the loss of your best hand buddy...

I couldn't help it the suspense was killing me!

Suspension is a type of bridge :3

bend over, and i'll "stimulate" you.

Without a dick?

Well...fuck what now.

You could buy a strap-on :3

well shit.

Well, without aa dick you have to shit, you can't piss...

O RLY?

Oh wait....
FUCK

It's okay...

phew, lucky I posted here!

Hmmm... I wish I could make sense of this statement...