HOLY SHIT!
I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ANYONE WHO POST HERE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.
SHIT.
I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with THIS BIG FUCKIN' HOLE
Age 29, Male
Canada
Joined on 5/5/07
Posted by DM692 - December 17th, 2008
HOLY SHIT!
I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ANYONE WHO POST HERE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.
SHIT.
YESSSS!
I know, isn't it great being freed from having a growth in your pants?
Fantastic. I don't. :3
So this is where all the girls of NG come...
Except me. Right?
Wait...FUCK!
Wait.... WHAT do you want me to fuck?
I DONT KNOW
O RLY?
RLY NAO?
YA RLY!
OH SHI-
It's okay, I can help you cope with the loss of your best hand buddy...
I couldn't help it the suspense was killing me!
Suspension is a type of bridge :3
bend over, and i'll "stimulate" you.
Without a dick?
Well...fuck what now.
You could buy a strap-on :3
well shit.
Well, without aa dick you have to shit, you can't piss...
O RLY?
Oh wait....
FUCK
It's okay...
phew, lucky I posted here!
Hmmm... I wish I could make sense of this statement...
Deathspam
Do you have a vagina, or is it just empty down there?
DM692
It depends. What do you want?