Total Medals Earned: 1,207 (From 245 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,475 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
Start The Game!
Die.
Submit A Score To The Leaderboard!
Replay The Game
Survive Until All 4 Squares Rotate
Accumulate 2000 Total Points
Accumulate 4000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 10/27 (115/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach the 3rd background
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Reach level 15
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 14/25 (325/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (125/375 points)
Relax at the sauna
Got rid of all the garden weeds
Burned all the buildings.
Hunt and eat the deer
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 6/15 (75/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.