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DM692
I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with THIS BIG FUCKIN' HOLE

Age 29, Male

Canada

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Posted by DM692 - June 1st, 2009


I've been here for about 2 years now, and have just recently started becoming more active on the site.

I was just wondering what people thought of me, am I fag on the forums, or am I decent? Honestly, I don't think I'm that bad, but other people's opinions could differ.

Got any feedback for me here? Also, spam will be deleted. So enjoy it while it's there.


Posted by DM692 - April 25th, 2009


I'm not normally one to freak out on people for having certain interests, but really. How the fuck can anyone actually like all this, "HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL, HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL!", and, "Cause' I'm Burnin' up, Burnin' up for you baby!".

C'mon, that's just complete bullshit. Anyone who knows will say that I openly oppose all this hot air coming out of the asshole of the music industry.

And why is this becoming popular? Is it 11 year old girls, dying for attention so they need to listen to "Cool" music? Maybe promotion that appeals to teenagers that can't resist it? I don't know.

I don't have as much of a beef with all the new hip-hop and rap coming out, though. I don't like it, but it's not as bad as all this... Fuck, I don't even know what to call it... Coming from the All American Rejects, Hannah Montana, and Jonas Brothers.

And another thing, the Jonas Brother's Purity Rings. How the fuck can they call themselves rockstars if they vow not to get down and dirty? Really. They're gonna be fucking virgins for the rest of their lives, unless one of their pussy little fans makes it past the legal sex age before they fall out.

Back onto my main subject, how do people like this new shit more than good music, like Disturbed, Lamb of God, Sixx: A.M., Drowning Pool, All That Remains, and so many more? Hell, I'd even to listen to Celine Dion or Katy Perry before The Jonas Brothers.

TL;DR, Fuck new music. And Fuck Purity Rings.

If I happened to offend you, then suck it up. Discuss.


Posted by DM692 - April 20th, 2009


His name is Thekman01. He acts like a twelve year old, and seems to ignore every attempt I make to tell him I want his nuts chopped off and then force fed to him. For examples, check my last blog post.

Now, normally, people like this piss me off, but not enough for me to actually DO anything about it. This little shit has driven me off the edge, and can't seem to understand the concept of SHUT THE FUCK UP. If it was up to me, he would have to eat the drumstick he shoves up his ass every night.

And kman, if you read this, would you kindly just keep on wanking off to your Disney Porn (NSFW) and stay away from this page? You don't seem to get it when someone wants you to GO AWAY.

Also, my dog is awesome.

:: EDIT :: Turns out, that if my dog went to his house, he would kick it. What a bastard.

I've been dealing with a bastard for quite some time.


Posted by DM692 - March 18th, 2009


Comment and you might remind me that I like you :3
:: EDIT :: You can't guilt me into putting you on my list.

FAVOURITE USERS

1. WATCHurFLAG and Twilight95
2. Proottalfain
3. lawlmaster
4. Fyndir
5. MaximusPower
6. Podburrys
7. Shreddy
8. Strategize
9. Biscuit-head

HIT LIST

1.TheKman01, Because he acts like a fucking 12 year old.
2. YourFutureMaster, Because he acts like he's so much higher, funnier, and more mature than all of us.
3. YahooAnswers
4. Garthredbunlove


Posted by DM692 - December 17th, 2008


HOLY SHIT!

I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ANYONE WHO POST HERE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK.

SHIT.


Posted by DM692 - September 28th, 2008


Like I said, I just got a KICK-ASS amp. Can't post a pic cause I can't find my camera right now, but it's a Fender Frontman 2x12. On 3 it's louder than my old Roland, and it's HUGE. about 3 feet high, 4 feet long, and a foot and a half deep. Sounds great with my Epiphone Explorer 1958 Korina. I'll get pics A.S.A.P..


Posted by DM692 - April 1st, 2008


...For marking "Abusive" on all of this guys reviews that were typed something like this...

FUCK NEWGROUNDS

NEWGROUNDS FUCKING SUCKS NOW HERE'S A SITE FOR YOU (can't remember site name right now) SERIOUSLEY NEWGROUNDS IS SO FUCKING GAY.

Or something like that. Does that REALLY deserve a garbage whistle?


Posted by DM692 - September 18th, 2007


Anyone wanna cheer me up?

*NOT A GAY JOKE*